OK... near the middle of the board is a small tubular crystal. It's connected to the chip right next to it, labeled UD8 EGRET (If I'm reading the silk screen correctly)...
That chip has a Motorola and an Apple copyright on it and is a surface mount chip. That's the one you want to rub the screwdriver across the legs on. Just put it at the top of the legs, where the legs meet the body of the chip and slide it down the tops of those legs, making contact with the legs as you go.
Sounds silly as hell, but I've done it many many times. Some Mac boards had a button on the motherboard you could use to reset the PRAM, but this one didn't. Too bad I didn't think about tracing that button circuitry back all those years ago.
If you still get the sad mac after that, post what the message is.
RJ