Janeiac
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You cross Count Dracula with Lee Iacoca? Autoexec.bat.
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NO NO NO. Don't quite your day job!!! 
Capt. 2110
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This... this is... oh, no...
You know what? :bigups:
How do people come up with this?
You know what? :bigups:
How do people come up with this?
Rick Ethridge
Veteran Member
Don't look at me! I had nothing to do with it.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer (AKA: There's a screw loose somewhere between the computer and the chair)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Machines don't save you from doing more labor, they just save your employers from paying for more labor.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila. -- Mitch Ratcliffe
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
If it aint broke, fix it till it is broken.
Arguing with an Electrical Engineer is liking wrestling with a pig in mud, after a while you realize the pig is enjoying it!
User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- often (mistakenly?) attributed to Bill Gates, around 1981
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. -- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
I cannot conceive that anybody will require multiplications at the rate of 40,000 or even 4,000 per hour ... -- F. H. Wales, 1936
Elephant, n.: a mouse with an operating system.
DOS is, quite possibly, the worst text-adventure game ever. -- usenet sig
<------ The information went data way ------>
Buy a Pentium 4 1.5 GHz, so you can reboot faster.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
SQWERTY: Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
--Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
--As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
--SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.
Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer (AKA: There's a screw loose somewhere between the computer and the chair)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Machines don't save you from doing more labor, they just save your employers from paying for more labor.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila. -- Mitch Ratcliffe
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
If it aint broke, fix it till it is broken.
Arguing with an Electrical Engineer is liking wrestling with a pig in mud, after a while you realize the pig is enjoying it!
User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- often (mistakenly?) attributed to Bill Gates, around 1981
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. -- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
I cannot conceive that anybody will require multiplications at the rate of 40,000 or even 4,000 per hour ... -- F. H. Wales, 1936
Elephant, n.: a mouse with an operating system.
DOS is, quite possibly, the worst text-adventure game ever. -- usenet sig
<------ The information went data way ------>
Buy a Pentium 4 1.5 GHz, so you can reboot faster.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
SQWERTY: Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
--Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
--As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
--SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.
Rick Ethridge
Veteran Member
Neveready Batteries; the sign of the dead cat!