You are so correct! The mistake of me saying 88 keys verses 83 COMPLETELY entitles you to be a total knob-end. It was my fault that in 8 years (OMG REALLY?) I never owned a 5150, and never until last week had any need to learn the idiosyncrasies of such a system.
It is plain for me to see now, the extra 5 keys I thought I had on my keyboard really would have caused you so much grief. All I can do is throw myself at your feet and hope for forgiveness. I have truly learned, no questions about old computer parts are allowed on an old computer forum. I am to scour the earth in solitude, searching for answers myself and then hoard them to prevent others from also learning. Lesson learned.
@KC9UDX
I did probe the cable with a multi-meter and I did find 5v, ground, what appears to be an AC voltage on the clock. Not having a scope, I can only guess, but from what I do know (which isn't much according to some people), all signs point to the cable being fine. I got my old 8051 project kit out, and I'm going to give it the old college try, as a PC-PS/2 adapter.