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Your computer is a woman...

Thomas Hillebrandt

Experienced Member
Jun 20, 2003
Copenhagen, Denmark
6 reasons why a computer must be a woman...

1. As soon as you think you have the right one, a new and better model is presented.

2. Only the inventor understands its inner logic.

3. It backs up and is utterly impossible as soon as you make the slightest mistake.

4. The message "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as: "If you don't already know why I'm mad at you, I don't want to tell you!"

5. As soon as you tied yourself to one, you'll be spending half your
salary on equipment for it.

6. The language between 2 computers is incomprehensible to everyone