Update on 286 HD debacle:
I smacked the MFM drive around as Chuck suggested. Lightly at first, then with a little more enthusiasm. It does make a noise on power up, but after that its silent.
I decided to go the sell out way and install a regular IDE drive. I have a small pile of JCC 800310 controllers that have (what I assume to be) an IDE and the smaller (forgive my ignorance of not knowing its exact name) plug for the floppy. When hooked up I am still confronted by the choose your HD out of the 47 listed (which now are light years away from the HD I am trying to install - largest is in the low 100mb range and the HD I have for this project is a 4.3gb) I have tried using 47 (which doesnt come up in the list at all, even tho its an option) 46 (which is represented by all 0's for cyl, head, etc) and 0 (which is unavailable option and it beeps to make sure I realize it). I think the first time I ever did an HD install was in a 486, which by then had a bios menu where you could manually input the cyl,head,etc setting. I can't for the life of me find a place in the start up to enter the info manually. Now when it boots it tells me I have a Hard Disk Controller Failure. Altho I have tried 3 of them, all with the same result, and in all cases the floppy works just fine.
I have one last plan of attack, I picked up an old 486 yesterday at the recyclers and I am going to see if I can do anything with the SCSI card in it and an old full height scsi drive I have on the shelf.
I fear I am missing something super easy/simple on the HD install, but lack of experience with these units is really kicking me in the keister.
-Lance