Well since 2003, a great number of people believe that clothes can malfunction...
They call it a "wardrobe malfunction"...
I put the machine back together, i.e. power supply, mobo, FD, keyboard and mouse connected as a system. Left the cards out for this test. Attached a 1902A monitor to the Amiga's mono video port; although I have 1084s I do not have the 23-pin video cable. Crossed my fingers and powered up. Nothing. Fan didn't even spin, so I have a $330 doorstop.
I understand the controversy over returns; if you're a seller you hate them. I also understand the controversy over pricing; if you're a seller you want the most money you can get for your goods or services. My eBay feedback rating, for well over 400 transactions, is 100%. Since 2001. Only a handful of those transactions were sales on my part, and when I do put something up for sale I list it at a dollar with no reserve and let the market decide what to pay. I also list (and show) its condition accurately, noting any defects, and will have tested whatever is for sale to be sure it is operational. If it isn't I will try to offer a diagnosis of what is needed to restore operation.
I understand the risk involved in purchasing items unseen. As noted above, I have purchased plenty of them. Some were lucky finds, some were immediately trashed, some were fair deals, some were overpays for what was received. I always leave positive feedback, but once in a while I contact the seller, through channels, to note a discrepancy or a DOA. Most sellers are understanding, once in a while you meet resistance. Sometimes you are dealing with a young person who is just starting out and who has made an honest mistake. I can't know motives so I prefer not to leave negative feedback as it damages the seller. Corporations? Fair game. Politicians? Let 'em have it. Seventeen-year-old kid? Well...
This is my eighth Commodore, my third Amiga, but my first 2000. I had been looking for one for over two years. Two I bought new in the 1980s, the rest were acquired second-hand, along with a host of peripherals and software. I have always had an appreciation for Commodore computers - from a design aspect - and pity for Commodore Business Machines, from a business point of view. "They could'a been a contender".
So I have decided I will keep my doorstop and do whatever is necessary to revive it; it will receive the honorific "Frank", as I'm guessing it will resemble Frankenstein's creature by the time I'm finished. I think that's more than fair to the seller.
Thanks for your suggestions,
-CH-