Terry Yager
Veteran Member
A few years back, I was hanging out in my favorite computer store. I used to lend a hand there by chatting up the customers, answering thier questions, etc. while Mark (my friend, the store owner) was busy with another customer. (Gotta keep 'em interested, y'know). I went over to a guy who was browsing around, and struck up a conversation, during which he assured me that he knew all about computers. He even had one at home, an Amiga that he used mostly for playing games, but he was interested in getting a new computer to play newer games on. I pointed him to a shelf of computers that I thought would make suitable gaming machines, then stepped back to let him to browse. He was checking out a certain system, reading the little card taped to it with all the specs printed on it, when he turned to me with a question.
Customer: "How many mags does it have?"
Me: "I'm sorry, do you mean how many megs of RAM?"
Customer: "No, how many mags?"
Me: "Oh, oh, you mean the hard drive? How big is it?"
Customer: "No, how many mags does it have?"
Me: "Oh, megahertz! You want to know it's speed?"
Customer: "No, I just want to know how many mags are in it?"
Me: "Oh...four mags and a four-on-the-floor." (I couldn't resist any longer).
Customer: "Huh...?" (He didn't get it).
Me: "Yeah, four mags and a four-on-the-floor."
Customer: "Oh, four mags?" (Still clueless...).
Me: "Yep. And little fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror."
Customer: "Whaaa...?"
Me: "Maaarrrrk...!"
(True story, really happened to me).
--T
Customer: "How many mags does it have?"
Me: "I'm sorry, do you mean how many megs of RAM?"
Customer: "No, how many mags?"
Me: "Oh, oh, you mean the hard drive? How big is it?"
Customer: "No, how many mags does it have?"
Me: "Oh, megahertz! You want to know it's speed?"
Customer: "No, I just want to know how many mags are in it?"
Me: "Oh...four mags and a four-on-the-floor." (I couldn't resist any longer).
Customer: "Huh...?" (He didn't get it).
Me: "Yeah, four mags and a four-on-the-floor."
Customer: "Oh, four mags?" (Still clueless...).
Me: "Yep. And little fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror."
Customer: "Whaaa...?"
Me: "Maaarrrrk...!"
(True story, really happened to me).
--T