Terry Yager
Veteran Member
Evolution
At first I was a fish, and then a frog,
Until one day, I hopped up on a log,
And, looking 'round over all the land,
Thought how nice it'd be to be a man.
So, stage by stage, I gradually progressed,
Till evolution was a complete success.
I was an ape, one missing link away
From the goal I'd set in my pond that day.
All I needed was to walk more erectly,
And a bigger brain, to think correctly.
But now that I've made it, I don't understand
Why I ever wanted to be a man.
So don't think it strange that I sometimes wish
I could just go back to being a fish!
--T
At first I was a fish, and then a frog,
Until one day, I hopped up on a log,
And, looking 'round over all the land,
Thought how nice it'd be to be a man.
So, stage by stage, I gradually progressed,
Till evolution was a complete success.
I was an ape, one missing link away
From the goal I'd set in my pond that day.
All I needed was to walk more erectly,
And a bigger brain, to think correctly.
But now that I've made it, I don't understand
Why I ever wanted to be a man.
So don't think it strange that I sometimes wish
I could just go back to being a fish!
--T