Terry Yager
Veteran Member
Greets from daBigEazy!
Driving thru town on the way from the airport, I made a few observations of the local culture that I thought I'd share:
You know you're in New Orleans if:
-'Paying the rent' means going to the Army/Navy surplus to buy a new blue tarp once a month...
-You go to Jimmy Buffet's Tourist [fire]Trap, and find it's been re-named 'KatrinaVille'...
-You're in the only place on the coast where ya can't buy oysters...
-'Frog Man Henry' sings Ain't Got No Home and really means it...
-You park your car under an overpass, cauze it's the only place in town where it won't get towed...
-Ya paint fake 'high-water linez' on the sides of your car to prevent it's being stolen...
-Opening the window includes the use of a crowbar...
-Your Street Band gets busted for playing on the street...
-Your apartment has 8 doors and no windows...
--T (Kickin' it old-skool in da Crescent City...on Uncle Samuel's nickel...)
Driving thru town on the way from the airport, I made a few observations of the local culture that I thought I'd share:
You know you're in New Orleans if:
-'Paying the rent' means going to the Army/Navy surplus to buy a new blue tarp once a month...
-You go to Jimmy Buffet's Tourist [fire]Trap, and find it's been re-named 'KatrinaVille'...
-You're in the only place on the coast where ya can't buy oysters...
-'Frog Man Henry' sings Ain't Got No Home and really means it...
-You park your car under an overpass, cauze it's the only place in town where it won't get towed...
-Ya paint fake 'high-water linez' on the sides of your car to prevent it's being stolen...
-Opening the window includes the use of a crowbar...
-Your Street Band gets busted for playing on the street...
-Your apartment has 8 doors and no windows...
--T (Kickin' it old-skool in da Crescent City...on Uncle Samuel's nickel...)
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