Creepy eh, but it might be funny.
This thread is starting to remind me of a scene on the British Comedy TV series; The Young Ones. Neil had a ratty old speaker cabinet. But its value was apparently massive because "Jimi Hendrix once pissed on that speaker".
Once I stayed in accommodation that was really pretty dodgy, despite being very high priced.
Nothing was working properly, the AV systems were defunct and I spent some time trying to repair them, the plumbing was defective, the hot water service was barely warm and the air conditioner had failed. Nothing worked properly, window catches jamming etc, it was like the Dylan song; Everything is Broken.
When I complained about it to the management they started dropping names. They said Anthony Hopkins stayed in that room and he really liked it. And then they rattled off a list of celebrities who apparently had no problem with it. I guess when certain people touch things, they just turn to Gold.
But it got better. In this place they had a system where you could tell them what your dietary preferences were. We only had one request, no Garlic. In any case, after I complained, about an hour later I got a knock at the door. We would like to offer you this complimentary Garlic bread!
But it got even better. In this resort they had a Colonic Clinic, where you can have your colon washed out (not something I subscribe to). So I came up with the idea of buying a complimentary gift certificate for the resort manager, for a free colonic. But my wife said that was going too far.